Supervillain

If I were to be any supervillain, I would pick Gru from the movie Despicable Me. Probably not as awesome as other maniacal conspirators out there in the dark world, but hear me out. Gru is sarcastic, witty, has hundreds of minions, but he's also incredibly sweet at heart. How could you not want to have all that at your disposal? I don't think I have it in me to plot against the world and kill people, which is why an animated bad guy turned loving father is perfect.

If I were a supervillain, I wouldn't want to be diabolical and try to take over the world. I'd rather try silly feats like stealing Egyptian pyramids or the moon just to say I could. I wouldn't want to cause harm to people but rather pull little pranks and show off my intelligence. Basically, I would be a massive joker (but not the psychologically disturbed one from Batman), and even though people may hate me for appearing “evil,” like Gru I would actually be sweet and sensitive deep down. Plus I would get to have his cool accent.